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    July 28

    比屁股还懒

    想写点什么想写点什么想写点什么。。。句号像鱼泡泡一个个噗噗的从手指下面冒出来。。。。。。。真是非常好用。。。。。。。。。。。。。
    对每个朋友,所能想到的开场白是:无聊。。。。。
    忙碌的时候假期就像飘在天上云,放了假,它就变成踩在脚下的泥。
    我想方设法给大家汇报点儿有用的信息。
    在长假的每一天下午,有一个频道放连续剧从12点放到19点,从这一部放到下一部,再放到下一部。这是一种很堕落的播放方式,像沼泽地一样剥夺人的思维能力。我和我娘抱成一团在沼泽里越陷越深。当然这些都不是重点。期间循环插播着麦兜预告片,娘对麦兜的兴趣爱好被空前调动。她从片段里汲取麦兜的精华,每当片段响起的时候,她会不遗余力的从各种劳动中停下来冲倒电视机前,跟着麦太和麦兜摆弄出猪猡猡的表情发出猪猡猡的声音。我有胆固醇啊,我长鸡眼啦。。。。你的服软安怎么没有腰啊。。。啊呀。。。啊呀。。。啊呀。。。。
    于是我去看了麦兜,带着我娘的愿望和热情一头扎进天真的人群里,在天真的人群里看着伪天真的电影。
    恩,这到底是一部怎么样的电影呢?
    学生说麦兜是脑残啊,我的服软安说结尾不知道在讲点什么啊。
     
    有一天下午我突然很想找个人给他讲讲人生的道理,
    这种欲望无比强烈。。。。
    无比强烈。。。。
    无比强烈。。。。。
    结果大家都在忙。
     
    空中出现了鸡,我好像看到了什么,又好像什么都没看到。
    心里的顿悟或者升华在别人的眼里都是莫名其妙的虚妄,
    顿悟的狂喜之后,
    我们还得烧柴洗衣,
    抛头露面,
    赚钱还贷。
     
     

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    小奥wrote:
    我发现我真是个俗人,一个忒俗的人。一个木有什么生活激情的宁~我有时候也会鄙视我自己。港版的第一部麦兜还是很好看的,可是现在这部被过分渲染与炒作的麦兜,失去了麦兜原本该有的那点滋味。SMG把大家都当成傻子了~
    Aug. 19

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